February 2012
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January 2012
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WatchSo this happened today
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Chimes of Freedom.
An album just dropped today called Chimes of Freedom. It’s an album of covers of possibly my favorite artist and songwriter ever: the great Bob Dylan.
Now usually I love covers of Dylan songs, since its sometimes nice to hear a different artist’s take on the song or to occasionally get a break from Dylan’s less than perfect singing style. For example, the soundtrack to...
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My Summary of an Article I found online
A friend of mine showed me this article entitled How to Be A Trophy Wife.
I would now like to offer my brief summary of its points.
1. Look like a slut
2. Be a busybody
3. Be a slut
4. Throw parties for no reason
5 needs no summary.
6. Solid food is your mortal enemy.
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Band Names based on television programs
I watch a good deal of television. Some of these shows inspire me to name bands after characters or lines from those shows. Here are some of them.
Based on Mad Men:
Sterling and The Coopers
Repard Nod
Sex Booze and Advertising
Bets is Birdy
The Dick Whitmans
Based on Doctor Who:
The Come Along Ponds
Satan and the Uuds
The Humany-Womanies
The Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey
Cool Bowties
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Wu Tang Name
Apparently according to this Wu Tang Name Generator I found after spending too much time on the internet, my Wu Tang Name is Excitable Misunderstood Genius.
Three Quick Points:
1) I’m not making this up
2) This is the most perfect thing I’ve ever read and shall now sign all documents this way.
3) I think i found a new name for this blog
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December 2011
14 posts
Why have I never watched The Nerdist until now?
kaylahpaige:
This is the best show ever! I can’t stop laughing. Oh and they nominated Donald Glover for the nerdist of the year. I love this show for so many reasons!
You realize it started as a podcast, right? Its amazing. Typically Matt, Jonah and Chris will just sit down with a famous person and talk funny for an hour or so. Its amazing, easily one of my...
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Bad Lip Reading of the Day: Rick Perry’s “Strong” ad gets the Bad Lip Reading treatment, finally starts making some sense.
[funnyordie.]
I think this is what Rick Perry was trying to say but he got the words all wrong.
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“In the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that...”
– Philip K Dick (via neil-gaiman)
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
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November 2011
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robearin asked: What is the stupidest ending to a SeaQuest novel you can come up with?
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Need something to write about
I’m in the sort of mood to express myself creatively. I wanna write about something (preferably in a humorous way) but I’m not sure what to write about. So I ask my non-existent tumblr audience, in an attempt that can only be described as shouting into the wind, to give me suggestions to write about. They can be simple themes, or entire plot ideas. Whatever you want. I’ll try to...
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The Best Mindfuck Movies of All Time →
kaylahpaige:
Movie night anyone??
great list. I might slightly disagree with the order, but good movies nonetheless. My favorites are Memento, Primer (although i still need to watch it about three more times to get it, but i pretty much love any movie with time travel in it), Brazil, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Prestige and the Illusionist (which as a magician I am required to...
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the good guy
I’ve spent my entire life trying to be a good person. My friends say I almost have this moral code I live by. I don’t quite see it like that, but i get what they mean by it. I’ve grown up always trying to do the right thing or say the right thing. I guess that’s just how I was raised.
But when it comes to women I sometimes get the feeling that this has become a hindrance....