Excitable Misunderstood Genius

nerdwench:

astrakiseki:

norraba:

dulceaphel:

kingsandqueensofhell:

hazels-abused-lungs:

shesthekingofnewyork:

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT REAL IS IT 
ARE YOU SHITTING ME OR LIKE AM I AN OUTLIER BECAUSE
WHAT

Okay you’re right about the level of courteousness in Mass

But the swearing?

Wicked off my friend

The cursing may be under debate

but the most courteous is dead on

…excluding New Orleans from Louisiana

California: you bet your sweet ass we are courteous! just because it’s a “bad” word doesn’t mean its a rude sentence. :D 

Dude California is so courteous that after I thank my waiter for for my coffee, I ask him how he’s doing and then, tell him to have a great day, and then proceed to call my Friend an ignorant bastard for not knowing that dark roast is the best toast.

You silly little things haven’t spoken to me before, have you?  I’ve had someone comment that my habit of salting and peppering my fucking speech with obscenities was surreal.

Granted, I also engage in self-censoring, but it isn’t that much of a fucking surprise when I’m the child of a sailor.

Louisiana:

“Fuck you, sir.”

“Bienvenue asshole.”

(Source: nevver)

gq:

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

- Groucho Marx

(via npr)