Excitable Misunderstood Genius

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Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.
Which beat scissors.
Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper. 

Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.

Which beat scissors.

Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper. 

(Source: stanningdamonsalvatore, via thebluths)

“THE MACHINE-TOOLED HAPPYLAND” by Ray Bradbury – October 1965

atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

(Source: justbriann, via nerdwench)